Plastic felt over bottom of pan |
TEFLON |
Poor father's opening junk mail |
BUMF |
Presents left in sock: girl's excited |
STOCKINGFILLERS |
Red felt tip's missing top, finally running out |
LEFTIST |
Sailor forgetting pop on ship: might one go on the lash? |
EYELINER |
Secretly listening to Prince during recording |
TAPPING |
See: doctor to nurse is sweet |
MELODIC |
Spread out cycling? Absolutely not |
NOPE |
Takes in cover and old sheet |
FOOLSCAP |
Thong for a revealing entertainer |
STRIPPER |
To have ambition is a self-inflicted disadvantage |
OWNGOAL |
Trump excuse |
LETOFF |
Want date on evening to turn up |
NEED |
Wearing coat he is perverted and immature |
INCHOATE |