Arrest Christmas saint? |
NICK |
Carver with some beef in kitchen to be served up |
KNIFE |
Certainly not getting wife present! |
NOW |
Christmas book, middle torn out |
NOEL |
Christmas favourite thing: tinsel for decorating |
SILENTNIGHT |
Collapse of art trade we just survive |
TREADWATER |
Cured gambler |
BETTER |
Devil, Santa in disguise! |
SATAN |
Done with poor reforms, such a welcoming policy |
OPENDOOR |
Drunk is gifted postprandial drink |
DIGESTIF |
Duck and orange |
MANDARIN |
Failure, Christmas dinner |
TURKEY |
Fastener securing tree unfortunately damaged, initially |
STUD |
Hang about, that is for stockings, say? |
LINGERIE |