| 'Ban porn and chess!', I raged |
CENSORSHIP |
| 'Muslim leaders reject onion' — sure that's the answer? |
AYATOLLAHS |
| 1980 pop song, sung to grandmother |
BABUSHKA |
| Cancel book — it's missing second page |
ANNUL |
| Criminal act caught out after strong drink |
FAGIN |
| Disco suit |
CLUB |
| Father is cheater, surprisingly, but not at board game |
PARCHEESI |
| Get up — finally Christmas! Too busy to play with toys |
YOYOS |
| Great deliveries of oranges |
JAFFAS |
| Indian flower scared to travel a great deal with us |
SACREDLOTUS |
| Joe wanders around lavish old city |
JERICHO |
| Keen to pirouette over good music |
REGGAE |
| Like a cup, Mr, of icy lacquer? Some sent back |
CALYCIFORM |
| Maybe too much salt is dangerous |
UNHEALTHY |
| Most awful new wine is French |
NASTIEST |