| IT are furious about the source of DOS attack |
TIRADE |
| Lock trouble revealed by open door? |
SPLITEND |
| Monk might be in church, albeit tormented |
CELIBATE |
| Not even Blair mistook Noel for singer |
BARITONE |
| Olive Oyl forgets Popeye's 5th anniversary |
OLEASTER |
| Pop icon collects casual shirt as formal wear |
BOWTIE |
| Preserved them clipped, without hair, without tips of moustache |
EMBALMED |
| Rotavate earth, except underground |
TUBE |
| Sat about with relative inactivity |
STASIS |
| Series: The Saint, complete with halo |
STRING |
| Start to record first bees on tape |
RIBBON |
| The girl Lois empties guts when fed 50 crusts |
SHELLS |
| Twist succeeded — April fool! |
SPIRAL |
| With 40% cash, Dave's other half gets the drinks |
MOCHAS |