The A.V Club - May 14 2008

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Clues Answers
'An animal whose eggs you'd probably never eat for breakfast.' '___' HAMSTER
'An article of clothing that children are always losing.' '___' PANTS
'Holy Diver' rocker who guest-starred on South Park DIO
'In what month of pregnancy does a woman begin to look pregnant?' '___' SEPTEMBER
'One of Santa's reindeer.' '___' NIXON
'Something a teenage boy can do for hours at a time.' The survey did not say (but a contestant did): '___' MASTURBATE
'Something people learn how to do from a how-to book.' '___' READ
'Something that has to warm up before you use it.' '___' WIFE
'Something you would cheat on if you knew you wouldn't get caught.' '___' (also, the source of this puzzle's theme answers) FAMILYFEUD
'Something you'd hate to discover living in your attic.' '___' FURNITURE
'The Far Side' creator Larson GARY
1960 World Series hero, popularly MAZ
Add-on ANNEX
Bleacher bum FAN
Brit. word authority OED
Bunches ALOT
Cereal box stats RDAS
Cheese Appreciation 101, say EASYA
Chef's voice, formerly HAYES
Co. with $2.2 trillion in assets CITI
Common soccer score NIL
Controversial meat VEAL
Crew need OARS
Cutting rms.? ORS
Differentiate SETAPART
Encouraging chorus in Córdoba OLES
Entice LUREIN
Ferrari of Ferrari ENZO
Former Giant Jason SEHORN
Gaping gullet MAW
Get off GOFREE
Half hexadeca- OCTO
Harbored a grudge about RESENTED
Hissing animal GOOSE
Jerry's frequent victim TOM
Letters before George Washington or Abraham Lincoln USS
Lou Grant portrayer EDASNER
Maryland collegian, briefly TERP
More squirmy EELIER
Clues Answers
Munson of 'Gone With the Wind' ONA
NASA measurement GFORCE
Navigates STEERS
Negative vote NAY
New Jersey town that formerly had a bustling film industry FTLEE
Not the real McCoy ERSATZ
Noted 1992 mispelling POTATOE
One, in Mexico UNA
Org. with a style manual MLA
Passed easily SLIDBY
Plot unit ACRE
Professional gp. ASSN
Profound DEEP
Put forth, as effort EXERT
Rake in REAP
Relieve GOINFOR
Roebuck's partner SEARS
Safe ONBASE
Snoop's longtime producer DRE
Someone with a record FELON
Spanish grain ARROZ
Springy stick POGO
Steroid scandal substance FLAXSEED
Student's obligations, often LOANS
They may lead to slammed doors TIFFS
They're sometimes right, but never wrong ANGLES
Tide competitor ERA
Twinkle GLEAM
Twisted delight? OREO
Two, in Mexico DOS
Txts MSGS
UEFA Euro 2004 champion GREECE
United regulator: Abbr. FAA
Vary, as a tone MODULATE
Windows Vista interface AERO
Wine lover's prefix OENO
Word following Rig, Sama, Atharva, or Yajur VEDA
___ de Fer (French railway) CHEMIN
___ longa, vita brevis ARS