The A.V Club - Apr 9 2008

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Clues Answers
'Another 48 ___' HRS
'No way, ___!' JOSE
'Shotgun!' DIBS
'Ummm, hello?' AHEM
96-year-old cookies OREOS
Abbr. before a name on an envelope ATTN
Act spooked, as a horse REARUP
Anthony's radio co-host OPIE
Anti-cruelty org. SPCA
Band with a 'Part II' offshoot band ELO
Because SINCE
Bedrock pet DINO
Bottom check box, often OTHER
Command to hesitant diners EAT
Confucius say 'Man who drive like hell is ___' BOUNDTOGETTHERE
Confucius say 'Man who fart in church ___' SITSINOWNPEW
Confucius say 'Man who run behind car gets ___' EXHAUSTED
Confucius say 'Man who stand on toilet is ___' HIGHONPOT
Confucius say 'Passionate kiss like spider's web; leads to ___' UNDOINGOFFLY
Country's David Allen COE
Diploma alt. GED
Easily bruised item, perhaps EGO
Either brother in a Nickelodeon series PETE
Embattled Phillies pitcher Brett MYERS
Eponym of a Flushing Meadows stadium ASHE
False flattery SMARM
Flea market marking ASIS
Gossip DIRT
H.G. Wells' upper class ELOI
It sounds last, but it's sixth ZETA
It's generally inaudible to the characters SOUNDTRACK
J.R., Jock, Bobby, etc. EWINGS
Jimmy Carter's sch. USNA
Karaoke needs MIKES
Kind of basketball defense TRAP
Like a dive bar SEEDY
Livers? DENIZENS
Main idea GIST
Clues Answers
Mark Harmon drama NCIS
Mt. Ka'ala is its highest point OAHU
Nantes night SOIR
NASCAR Hall of Fame designer IMPEI
Number of Super Bowls Brett Favre won ONE
Number of Super Bowls Dan Marino won ZERO
One way to stand PAT
Ottoman title AGA
Penultimate fairy tale word EVER
Played out OLD
Playwright Edward who said 'Creativity is magic ... don't examine it too closely' ALBEE
Poet whose last work was 'Thank You, Fog' AUDEN
Pretend to have, as an illness FEIGN
Put an end to, legally ESTOP
Rip off HOSE
Sam of 'Jurassic Park' and 'Jurassic Park III' NEILL
Scout's mission RECON
Ship hazard REEF
Small monkey MARMOSET
Smoking FOXY
Spanish wine region RIOJA
Speedily APACE
Spotted SEEN
Stands for MEANS
Symbol of agility GAZELLE
Team that temporarily changed its name during the McCarthy era REDS
Tear a new one REAM
Temporarily ignore, as a rule WAIVE
Term of endearment in Tours CHERI
The Donald called her a 'loser' ROSIE
Third base, so to speak ORAL
UN agcy. that won the 1969 Nobel Peace Prize ILO
Vaccine mixture, for short MMR
Video that makes you sit up and listen? ABSOFSTEEL
Watching from ___ AFAR
What one might do for compliments FISH
[I'm in trouble here!] SOS
___, Inc. (company that sells demotivational posters) DESPAIR