Related Clues:

• *The worst player wins it
• Tropical bird to lift the ultimate trophy
• Drink round through rip-off: it goes to the last
• Wooden spoon
• Show disgust for Times report of peers getting reward for failure
• I was the last person to win this
• Award one fails to win
• Alongside particular short, drink bottles as reward for failure
• ... bird spoils wooden spoon
• Jeer Times reporter's open presentation that's made to last
• Jeer young chap heartlessly for getting award of wooden spoon
• Last award?