Possible Clues:

• Write down: 'Desist from wrapping snooker rod round mate's head'
• Piece of writing, of an official nature perhaps
• Record start of diet? Count me out!
• Paper or electronic record
• Provide written evidence
• Party tense after ignoring leader of discrimination report
• Cheat nick accepting blokes' record
• Piece of writing, official perhaps
• Dunce Tom breaks record
• Dunce Tom falsified record