Possible Clues:

• Sailor Johnson wants his tea stirred round
• All the rage after society wife produces friend to crew
• Fellow sailor transported him as pet
• Fellow crewman
• One of the crew produces small joint for wife
• The spam I cooked for fellow on board
• As the PM, I replaced fellow on board
• Boatman's helm is prime mover about tacking east at first
• Fellow sailor Johnson wants his tea stirred round
• Sailor Small accompanies really cool friend